Hey! We all need a good laugh and the best way to break the ice at any Christmas or New Years Event is with a joke, in my opinion!

Here are a few to help you get through the rest of the holidays!

  • · What happens to elves when they behave naughty? Santa gives them the sack.
  • · What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap.
  • · What is a snowmans favorite breakfast? Ice Crispies.
  • · What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.
  • · Whats the best Christmas Present? A broken drum - you can't beat it.
  • · Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!
  • · Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
  • · What do snowmen eat for lunch? Iceburgers!
  • · What is a skunks favorite Christmas song? Jingle smells!
  • · What is Santa's dogs name? Santa Paws!
  • · What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.
  • · What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it’s stuffed!
  • · What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
  • · What is a librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
  • · What do you call an old snowman? Water.
  • · What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet.
  • · How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing - it was on the house!
  • · What does Santa say at the start of a race? Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!
  • · Where do snowmen keep money? In a snow bank.
  • · Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman? Because he is so cool!
  • · What do you call a cat on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws.

Have fun! Merry Christmas to you and your family and your friends and your pets and everyone and everything inbetween!



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